A Gamer Logs into a Bar…

Gaming just got a whole lot funnier.

What was the console gamer's New Year’s resolution?
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Why did Frogger cross the road?
Because you’ve been playing the game for an hour and you’ve finally beat this level.

Why would a grown-ass person want to play Pokemon Go?
Wynaut?

This is a joke book for anyone who knows that AAA isn’t just a battery type, you don’t need scissors to do some crafting and that you don’t have to go outdoors to try camping.

*Parental guidance: Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*